Mr Fungus Returns

It was assembly time and we thought it was going to be boring just like all the others, but this time they announced that the worlds loudest mime was going to be here. So we were all excited because it was going to be a ordinary assembly, then from the deepest darkest depths we heard the most disturbing most horrifying thing.. a laugh that sounded like slappy from goosebumps.

He started doing tricks and stuff when he pulled out a balloon and started having laughing contests with someone, at the end he said the corniest joke in the universe of jokes, which involved swinging a cat or two, and that's when we suspected he was the brother of Mr. Fraser.